Movie Review: The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus


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Terry Gilliam you magnificent bastard, you are brilliant but I’m sure that not only do you already know that, you also don’t give a toss as to what I say. Terry Gilliam is a name that often pops up in my top 50 movies of all time list, being the director of such films as Twelve Monkeys, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and The Brothers Grimm. He returns to the spotlight not only as Producer but as writer of The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, the highly anticipated final movie featuring the late Heath Ledger.

The tale of The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus is a simple one (as long as you take the time to read the press notes before you see the movie). Set in the present day, we meet Dr Parnassus and his travelling sideshow who journey throughout the country to offer the public the chance to experience his “Imaginarium”, a magical portal that allows any passer-through to experience their own imagination as a physical entity. They stumble upon a mysterious stranger (Ledger) with a forgotten past who joins the sideshow to help them win a bet with the devil.

Or something like that.

The screenplay is to blame for the majority of the faults of this film. Monotonous, superfluous and often un-watchable, the movie just feels incomplete and rushed. The story is full of attempted symbolism that is either poorly translated to the viewer or tries way too hard. Many long scenes that served little or no purpose were book-ended by integral scenes that were way too short or underplayed. Many have defended this due to Ledger’s death but analysis of the main and sub plots, would suggest a modest screenplay shuffle could have easily saved the movie.

The only redeeming feature of the film is Lily Cole, who plays Valentina, Daughter to the Doctor. Her on-screen presence was captivating with her doll-like features and old fashioned beauty and leaves me hungry to witness her upcoming performance as Alice in the Marilyn Manson movie ‘Phantasmagoria: The Visions of Lewis Carroll’.

Walking into the cinema, you find yourself wanting to love this film with the names like Giliam and Ledger however this is one movie that should have never been released, at least not in the state that it is. Then again, the movie was slow paced, full of poorly fleshed-out characters and is set in a land just like ours, only slightly disjointed – sounds like any other Gilliam flick yet it falls flat on it’s face.

Utterly abysmal.

No really, I wanted to gouge out my eyes and give them to homeless people to feast upon after seeing this film.

★✩✩✩✩

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The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus is currently playing in theatres accross Australia.

Disclaimer, this movie was reviewed using a complimentary ticket.


// November 9th, 2009 // View Comments // Reviews

TV in review : Breaking Bad


Currently TV sucks.

Well, it always has sucked but its extra super sucky at the moment. All the good TV shows are on hiatus for another few months and local free-to-air TV is just utter garbage. So I decided it was time to dust off the old box of shows that I never got around seeing.

A couple of weeks ago a friend showed me the first few minutes of the TV show Breaking Bad. I had never heard of it and wasn’t expecting much. But as soon as that 3 minute 49 seconds was up I found myself scrambling on the floor looking for my jaw that had strangely dislodged itself and rolled under the bed.

Breaking Bad is the story of Walter White (played by Malcolm in the Middle’s Bryan Cranston), a high school science teacher who discovers he has terminal lung cancer. To ensure the livelihood of his pregnant wife and disabled son, he decides to manufacture drugs for a quick boost to the bank balance. But as you can imagine, things don’t always go to plan. Actually, they almost never go to plan.

I can’t express how much I enjoyed Breaking Bad and I would go as far to say it is the series that comfortably replaces the void that the Sopranos left on the idiot box. This a mid-life-crisis-clusterfuck show that is dark, funny, intelligent and holds no punches. A very thought provoking series that filled with continual moral dilemmas. How far down the rabbit hole can Walk take the viewer before giving up?

Breaking Bad is truly a delicious hidden treasure that you should definitely get your hands on in any way possible.

You can find Breaking Bad on Showcase on Foxtel in Australia or AMC in the States.


// July 10th, 2009 // View Comments // Reviews

Twitter Movie Reviews


Over the past few months I’ve been posting movie reviews on Twitter.

Below is a quick archive of said reviews – for prosperity’s sake of course.

Coraline (2009)

Modern day Alice in Wonderland. Classic Henry Selick styling. A stop-motion visual masterpiece. Definitely not Pixar. ★★★★✩

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Angels & Demons (2009)

Enjoyable popcorn flick. Great improvement from its predecessor. Tom Hanks is still a disappointing lead. ★★★★✩

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Fanboys (2008)

Tries too hard to please both the general and the geek audience. Trekkers may hate it. See it for the cameos. ★★★✩✩

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The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)

A disaster of a disaster film but I’ve still seen worse. ★★✩✩✩

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// May 27th, 2009 // View Comments // Reviews